Beer Fund Raising : 01 - 02 Sep 2007

Roy Keane is heading back to Old Trafford this weekend and it akin to Anakin Skywalker aka Darth Vader facing up to Obiwan Kenobi at the Death Star in Star Wars IV. The only difference is that the odds are in favour of the teacher rather than the prodigy this time round. As for Mick "Ja Ja Binks" McCarthy? Well, he is still very much a wanker in my books, wherever he is now.

Speaking of wanker, we all recall the incident where Keane called his then Irish gaffer "a liar... and a wanker" and most likely justified as Mick McCarthy has the dubious honour of being the manager in EPL history to score the fewest points in a single season. 15 points in total.

Well, the time has come for Keane is a manager himself and coincidentally Sunderland as well. I have set up the Keano Wanker Index to see if Keane is able to break the 15-point mark.

Not a tall order in my opinion but one can't tell for sure until the points are in the bag. The score currently stands at 4 and we wonder if Keane is able to take anything home this weekend?

Saturday's Picks:

• Liverpool - Give 1.75 ball (Win)
  
• Man Utd - Give 1.75 ball (Lose)
  
• West Ham - Eat 0.25 ball (Win)
• Newcastle - Give 0.75 ball (Win 1/2)

Sunday's Picks

• Arsenal - Give 1 ball (Win)
  
• Lazio - Eat 0.25 ball (Win 1/2)

WOOT!

Result This Week : 4-0-1

Result This Season: 10.5-1-6.5 = 4-UP as at 02 Sep 2007

Disclaimer: This is merely to log my own results. You are welcome to follow if you like but I must warn you that you bear your own winnings or losses, whatever the outcome. I have nothing to do with your bets. Please bet responsibly and within your means. There is no absolute sure thing in football betting. If you can't afford to lose, then don't bet.